|—||words that just left my lips and describe my current life. (via amyjpond)|
ive been meaning to make work-related comics forever, so enjoy some choice movie title bastardizations.
(these all actually, seriously, happened, with no humor or awareness on the part of the customer at the time as far as I could tell. so, yes, someone actually asked for a ticket to “Detergent” with a straight face.)
When I went to see “The Art of Getting By”, I said “One ticket for The Art of Getting It In please?”
growing up sucks because you realize $1000 isn’t a lot of money